“Bathhouses are usually dimly lit and play music, they are frequently decorated with posters of nude or semi-nude men, and sometimes explicit depictions of sex. It is not uncommon to see pornographic movies playing on wall-mounted televisions throughout the bathhouse. Some bathhouses hold occasional “leather”, “underwear”, or other theme nights. In the 1970s bathhouses began to install “fantasy environments” which recreated erotic situations that were illegal or dangerous. Customers who have rooms may leave their room doors open to signal that they are available for sex. An open door can also be an invitation for others to watch or join in sexual activity that is already occurring. When a room is occupied only by a single person, some men will position themselves to suggest what they might like from someone joining them in the room: those who would like to be penetrated anally (“bottoms”) will sometimes lie face down on the bed with the door open, while those who prefer to penetrate others (“tops”) or to receive fellatio might lie face up. In this highly sexualized environment a look or nod is frequently enough to express interest. In darkened areas of the establishment including the mazes, video rooms, group sex areas, and the saunas or hot tubs men are usually free to touch other patrons; it is expected and usually — but not always — welcomed. A shake of the head, or pushing away the other’s hand, means that the attention is not welcomed.” (x)
an american is asked the date. he says “it’s 12/12/12”. someone british prepares themselves to disagree, however, is stuck by surprise. “oh my god, it’s 12/12/12 for me too!” he realizes. they smile at each other. for one day the world is at peace. tomorrow, war will start again, but until then, everyone is happy.
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